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Name: Bob
Location: New Zealand
Birthday: 7/4/1976
Gender: Female
Interests: Creating alter egos, laughing at the world, reading, watching movies, quoting monty python while sleepwalking towards the choklit.
Expertise: Being strange.
Occupation: Military
Industry: Real Estate
Message: message meEmail: email me
Member Since:
11/30/2005
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| Bob is back! Huzzah! Back for summer!
So where did we leave bob? On the moon was it? I should check, but i'm too lazy.
Y'know what, let's just start anew. Say bob got off the moon, is now back in his own little cardboard box, and thinking up more devious plots.
Bob: well here i am, back in my own little cardboard box, thinking up more devious plots.
Ebeth: Um, bob, i just said that.
Bob: I was reiterating. Adds more emphasis.
Ebeth: Bob...nobody cares. Just get on with the story.
Bob: I won't! Not until you agree to stay out of the story!
Ebeth: Well somebody needs to stop you going insane!
Bob: Why?
Ebeth: um...
Bob: And who says you're the person to do that anyway?
Ebeth: Touche.
Bob: Well, we'll figure this out later. I've just thought up a devious plot. Time to go see the others.
And so our story resumes... | | |
| In case you haven't noticed, bob hasn't been updating much recently. (understatement of the year) Bob is announcing the official temporary shutdown of the site. (Bob doesn't have a study hall in which to make up random stuff anymore) Bob might re-open next year (if/when she has study hall), but then she might not. Everybody say goodbye to bob. Last rounds of choklit-covered Spamabix! | | |
| What's this? An UPDATE??? wow! Amazing!
Bob is getting ready for the choklit party. Bob has all the choklit ready. Dobby and Joe Hufflepuff arrive first.
"Hi!" bob says.
"Hi!" sayeth joe hufflepuff.
"What's with the sayeth?" bob asks her real identity.
Bob's real identity patiently explains. "Joe Hufflepuff is ancient now." she says.
"Why's that?"
"BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S BEEN GROWING OLD WAITING FOR AN UPDATE!!!!"
"Oh."
"I AME HEERE!!!" sayeth Joe Hufflepuff in a dramatic shakespearean voice.
"by my troth, I wot not what you quod!" sayeth bob.
"S'blood! The whole entry's gone ancient!" sayeth Dobby.
"Zounds, but this is a sorry fate for such a distinguished xanga!" sayeth Joe Hufflepuff.
"HAVE AT THEE!!!" yelleth dobby.
"I tell you again man, I wot not what you quod!!" Bob yelleth back.
"DIE FIEND!!!!!!!!" yelleth dobby.
"It seemeth to meeth dobby hath gone homicidally insaneth" Joe Hufflepuff sayeth calmly.
"A duel then." bob sayeth.
"But that maketh no sense!" Dobby protesteth.
"None of this makes sense!" Bob protesteth more loudly than dobby.
Just then, Brian walks in the door.
"Whyeth areth weeth talkingeth ineth 'eths'?" She asketh.
Everybody points to bob.
"Oheth deareth! Whateth shalleth ieth doeth?" Bob sayeth anxiouslyeth.
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| Bob is sorry Bob has not updated. Bob is usually inspired during study hall. Bob will update Monday!!! | | |
| Bob hears that Brian is in Peru getting ice cream. Bob hopes she will
seem MSM, and that MSM will come to the party. Bob also hopes Sauron
will come to the party. Apparently, he likes gophers. He seems to be
friends with Darth Gerald already. Bob is soooo happy!
Bob checks the mail. Oh goody! A letter from Sauron! And yes!!! Sauron has creative spelling too!!!
Deer Mistr Bobe,
thak yoo four inviyting mee too yore partee. Eye wil com ife eye cane,
bot eye ame bein huntd bie mikel steeven minklemayer ande mite hav too
hid. Eye wil trie too com! it sound fone!!!
sined,
Sawron, Lorde ofe Midle Erth ande Sooprem rooler ofe tha Univers.
Oh dear...Bob decides to talk to MSM about this later...
Meanwhile, Dobby and Joe Hufflepuff are getting ready to go to the
choklit party. DG and Sauron are studying gophers in the cave. MSM is
in Peru hunting the saber-toothed bunny, and Brian is there too getting
ice cream. Danny is being scared and failing whatever class he's in
right now (mwahaha...lol jk danny.) Bob is waiting for everybody to
come. YAAAY!!! CHOKLIT!!!!!
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